What did you learn at school today?

I took Eleanor to school the other day. Here is what I learned:

1. If you're a man that likes to be mobbed by women carry a cute one year old around


2. If you're a man who likes to blend into the background there is no way you can do this if you're carrying a cute one year old around


3. Women are far more interested in babies than men


4. Don't take it personally when your students say: "Wow Mister, cute baby, your wife must be REALLY beautiful."