Fluffy

Before there were fluffies there was something called sitting in your high chair in a cafe without a fluffy. Before that there were no cafes and people stayed at home wishing they could go out somewhere that was a bit nicer than the tea rooms at Kirks, but not as flash as a restaurant.

Eleanor learnt on Sunday that marshmallows can expand rapidly in your mouth leading to: (1) difficulty breathing, and (2) strange facial expressions. Also that the strange facial expressions stop concerned mums and dads rushing to help with (1) because they're laughing so hard.

There is no section in our parenting guide on managing fluffies. I may write a letter. I might not.